She is tall and thin
And graceful
So graceful
Like a ballerina figurine
Goddess of everything

She will pull you in
And kiss you
She'll kiss you
Like she's starring in a movie scene
Played out in front of me

But I
Tell myself
That it's ok
It's ok

This is my master plan
This is my evil plot
You're falling in love With someone
who's
everything I'm not
And when it falls apart
You'll be in love with me
This is my master plan
Just you
wait and see

She is bright and loud
And daring
so daring
Like lion tamers never were
Keeping every eye on her

She might figure out
My secrets
These secrets
That leave me feeling so unsure
Out of touch and insecure

But I
Tell myself
That it's ok
It's ok

This is my master plan
This is my evil plot
You're falling in love With someone
who's
everything I'm not
And when it falls apart
You'll be in love with me
This is my master plan
Just you
wait and see

any minute now
You will turn around
You will see that I'm
the someone that you need somehow
all I'm waiting for
just a second more
I am certain that you'll figure out
That I am yours

This is my master plan
This is my evil plot
You're falling in love With someone
who's
everything I'm not
And when it falls apart
You'll be in love with me
This is my master plan
Just you
wait and see

This is my master plan
This is my evil plot
You're falling in love with someone
Who's
Everything you want
And when she breaks your heart
You will be left with me
This is my master plan
Just you
Wait and see